Phone cooler makers need to chill with all the ice

I don’t know about you, but when I have a nasty case of the hot phone, I have to get rid of that heat

This instant Just killing, I usually just put it down for a while or restart it when it’s being espionably stubborn But there are companies out there marketing a different solution: little stick on Phone cooling fans that purple to draw all that heat away And their product images are a little, uh, exceptionally icy

How did it come to this? What kicked off this arms race of increasing frost phones? I have to assume things started innocently enough, but these RGB riddled things are pretty seqUARELY AIMED AT GAMES – I’d guess it didn’t take long for these product shots to

Snowball into the wild unrealist pictures on Amazon today

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In this scenario I’ve invented, this Trakxy Magnetic Phone Cooler for Gaming is what our patient zero would look like The comfortable use of a blue phone and blue highlights circling the fan tells me all I need to know about this mAgnostically attached fan

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Some cold frost here and some articles Maybe aBit exceptional, but I don’t think I’d look at this lavender colored pull

And correctly guess its purpose otherwise, so it gets a pass

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Of course they have them for iPads, too At first glance, this picture is Pretty Harmless Until you look at the digital display Is Teesso claiming this thing will drop your tablet to five below zero? I’m not sure I want that!

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For the Teenage Engineering fan in your life

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Here’s where things really start to go down hill Black Shark claims this will drop your phone’s temperature by“”Up to 35 ° C.”

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Some of them turn your phone into an F-Zero racer!

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At least this one comes with finger warriors Very consistent

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Ouch!

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Absolutely not

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Like the low volume snowflake pattern overlaid on this one And now, here is the final boss The phone cooler to end all phone coolers One that nobody has ever written a bad review of because their fingers are tooFrozen to do so. I present the

Yanism Magnetic Cell Phone Cooler

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